I'm Your Daddy

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rockergirlmetal:

Ozzy Osbourne having fun at wax museum.

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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bepeu:

what i learned in high school

you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher

there is more than one kind of cool

if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you

not all food is edible

who cares

kanyewesticle:

The only talent I have is boobs

analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

omg my dog just turned into a bagel wtf

you think i’m lying

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

#the optimistic look on pessimism

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twerking-with-jesus:

omgf

chicago-kush:

smokeweeedgethigh:

biitchesaintshiibuthoesntriicks:

tamponspiritqueen:

i always just scrolled past this video but today i watched it and learned that i wasnt just scrolling past a video ~ i was scrolling past an experience

Omg I can’t breathe

I remember when I watched this high and I was so confused.

I’m not high and I’m still confused.

lol funny

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burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

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